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" i just smacked a nest of africanized bees out of a two storey window with my bare hands IN A TANK TOP!  NOW, im going back to check on 'em."

"did you hear that micheal jackson was eating ten bars a day? do you know what this means? he isnt the king of pop, he's the king of bars. he was eating like 30 40 bars a day in the 80's. he would come off stage and be put in a wheelchair. he was too barred up to do autographs. what the fuck. the whole wide world loves you and your eating 20 bars a day. thats rediculous. hes the king of bars. thats it. king of bars. i called it."

im at jakes house now. him and chelsea showed up out of the blue and now were hanging out.  today my mom asked to borrow some money and since i said yes in return i asked her to drive me and austin to the mall. she went on to explain how she chooses not to be friends with certain people. and that certain people have qualities that grate on her last nerve. so in conclusion my mom said how, i didint assume this, she said this. that she doenst like austin and he annoys the shit out of her and she doesnt want to hang out with us. so austin left because he was upset. it made me cry because my mom is so fucking nice to ian and hats austin, she also said austin has no personality. so im going to go stay there tonight. when we stay at my house my mom always complains how he used the wrong bowl and we dont fit in the twin bed anyway. him being 6'1 and all he ususally ends up sleeping on the floor and i feel so bad about it. when we stay at his house i steal all the covers and that makes me feel bad too so when i wake up and see that i always tuck him back in.

hello. i just got finished making austin some toast. lots of toast. yesterday we went downtown and hung out at val's house and then my dad picked us up and we came back to my house. upon arriving i had a muffin, afterwards, we blew things up in the street. is was ok. austin got too excited and was building dangerous firework pyramids and standing too close. we also tried to a-splode an apple and a potato, it wasnt very successfull. when we ran out of fireworks everyone washed their hands and we went to steak and shake. austin didint come because he feels awkward around my dad and plus he used to be a manager at steak and shake. so me and ellen and dad went to steak and shake. we all had chicken tenders for dinner at 11:14 at night. i saw some girl from my school there and i waved. my dad bought us donuts. i ate 45% of them. i also took a shower with my showercap. speaking of showercaps i really wish i had a hello kitty showercap.  it would be pretty cool. it will match all my other hello kitty stuff.   like my 2 hk backpacks. and my sheets. and shirts, and the jackets. and my hat. oh and my hello kitty keychains too.

im really starting to hate geiko commericaidlsldfs.

why do you need 100 userpics?

every satuday morning for 4 monthes straight i watched knocked up.

hello i am still at austins house on the internets. he is being emo today. we cant find any weed. oh man its so fucking hot in here.

hello. i am at austins house. im going to smoke this bong some more. he went to the store and is getting me tea and chocolates. speaking of tea we went to this restaurant and they had tea candy for sale and it was freakinh delicious.

hey yeah im alive, hanging out in gp with the bf. whateves.

after a long couple days with austin, here is what is on my computer. the first picture is labled scariest picture ever, i dont know why. its not too spooky. and im not particularly sure where the other one came from.

im just going to leave my lj open and type in it when i think of something:

watching family guy, to be honest i dont really like this show. chalupa leftover in my purse is freaking delicious. do i smoke too much weed?
wishing life were simpler.i dont think ice age 3 will be that good at all. i wish i could reach my bong. who keeps touching my fan? what sweet blogs do you read? having to deal with your nails peeling off sucks. my hair is getting too long its driving me nuts.


this is starting to get terrible, its like listening to myself talk. catch ya later.